Dear Stepsons,

I know you read my blog, mostly at school, but I won’t complain at least you ARE reading and I could use the hit count.  It seems my charger for my iphone has gone missing.  Now I don’t want to jump to conclusions and ASSUME that one of my very sweet stepsons borrowed my iphone charger without asking and did not put it back.  Assuming would be out of line….it’s just that I know you both have ipods attached to your ears at all times and your Dad wouldn’t know an iphone charger if it hit him in the head.  SOOO that really leaves one of you two. 

Let’s take a minute and re-visit the time not too long ago when I brought a bottle of super glue into the house to repair our KOA camping mug.   The mug never ended up getting repaired because the super glue went missing and all the scissors ended up getting glued together.  I don’t want to point fingers, but again the suspect list was short at two.  After a failed shakedown to find the serial gluer I enacted a don’t tell…just return policy for the glue…and remember…it worked.  The superglue, minus one lid (details), was returned to the cabinet no questions asked.  I think I will return to that policy.

I don’t care who has my iphone charger or what the dramatic teenage story is as to how it was borrowed and not returned…just return it to my office and we can all go on with our lives…no questions asked.  Returning my charger is your chance NOT to get a lecture, a family meeting, or the always painful family discussion at the dinner table.

P.S. I have started dieting so I would advise the charger be returned before a carb craving kicks in.  It safest for all that way.

Love,

Your Stepmom

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