I SOOO Married A Chef…

Ettore and I recently celebrated our third wedding anniversary.  I asked Ettore if he still liked being married to me.

Big mistake.

Me:  “Ettore, we have been married three years.  Can you believe it?  AMAZING.”

Ettore:  “Yep.”

Me:  “Three years! That’s a long time.  Do you still like being married to me now as much as you did when we first got married?”

Ettore:  “Well, It’s different now.”

Me:  “What do you mean?”

Ettore:  “Well, when I first married you, you were like a lean beautiful filet mignon.”

Me:  “Ummm…”

Ettore: “Now you are like a good aged steak with a lot of marbling.”

Me:  “Ummm…WHAT?!”

Ettore:   “Man cannot have filet everyday.  You need a marbled steak.”

Me:  “Are you saying I’m fat?”

Ettore:  “No no.  Marbling increases the flavor.  Aging develops the steak.  I appreciate your flavors more now.  Filet everyday is boring.”

Me: “Uh-huh. Sigh.  Happy third anniversary.”

Ettore:  “You too sweetheart. I love you. Where do you want to go to dinner?”

Me:  “I’m not hungry.”

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