Motherhood Has Taken Me To New Heights

I have risen to new heights in Motherhood…81 1/8″ of new height to be exact, courtesy of Reilly’s IKEA bunk bed.

I was told Motherhood would be a whole different level.

We have been having a lot of bed and sleeping drama as of late.  Lucas is not sleeping, which means I am not sleeping, which means Ettore is not sleeping.  On top of that our bed broke, nothing scandalous from the throws of passion.  Ettore simply sat on the bed and a few of the nails gave out on the support beams causing the mattress with me on it to go thudding to the floor.  All I could think of at first was, thank God it wasn’t me that broke the bed.  I am having enough body issues without a bed breaking underneath my weight!

It took a few days to get it fixed, and since we didn’t have the older boys we took up residence in their room.  After both of us struggled to get comfortable on Harrison’s double bed I reached for the stars and climbed the bunk bed ladder.  All 5′10″ of me spent the night in the bunk bed.  Who says you can’t revisit your childhood.  This time though a trip back to childhood also includes a trip to the adulthood chiropractor.

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