R.I.P. Nice Things

OBITUARY 

Sacramento, CA   It is with great sadness that we announce the passing of the last Reidel Wine Glass of the Ravazzolo household.  The Reidel Wine Glass lost its long battle today as the “Last Nice Thing In The House” and after falling, has risen to be with its maker.   Bumped from the counter while  baby bottles were being washed, death came suddenly and without warning, and mercifully (for the glass) there was no pain.  The Reidel Wine Glass had been a loving and beautiful member of the rRavazzolo family for two years, often seen holding Sauvignon Blanc.  Preceded in death by the three other Reidel Wine Glasses from the set, the gum stained couch, the Persian rug chewed by the dog, and four of the six well soiled formal dining room chairs. Surviving the Reidel Wine Glass is owner Meggan, nine Avent baby bottles, three sippy cups, and one slightly chipped Wonder Woman coffee mug. No formal services planned.

 

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