What? I Can’t Hear You…

It has been a few days since I posted and I must apologize, seems we have ALL come down with some sort of illness and all movement at my house came to an abrupt stop with the exception of hands going towards Kleenex boxes.  I was on point taking care of everyone when I was struck down.  No good.  It has been MISERABLE in the House of Ick!  It was all very snotty, drainy, and dramatic with yours truly ending up in the ER last night at 2:00 a.m. with a raging ear infection.  With the exception of a few self induced cruel tequilla hangovers in my early 20’s I had never had so much pain in my head.  I honestly thought I might be having a stroke.  36 and a victim of a stroke…maybe I could get on Oprah after all.  Sick I know, but it always goes back to Oprah.

An Oprah show appearance will have to wait, it was not a stroke, just a crushing ear infection.  I think my ear drum burst, because I was fine and then a tearing sound and extreme ear pain.  I thought to myself that I must of pissed some one off.  It was/is still soooo painful.  Was Jesus mad that I called the tomato a slut?  I meant it in the most endearing way.   Just trying to get people to be interested in reading about produce eating vegetables.  Don’t hate…appreciate.

Numbing ear drops, antibiotics, and some pain killers later (which I HATE to take) I am on the mend.  Just in time for flu season….

P.S. Jesus if you are reading this, my next video is on the onion and there is nothing sluttly about the onion. I will keep it “G.”

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